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    As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is her... View Post

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